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FAQ

WHERE IS MY MERCH ITEM, YEAH?

We're not fucking Nickleback, it's all sent out from Cornwall by fucking Zac, yeah? (Give it 5 days, we all have real jobs, plus a few days for the bloke in the red van to get it to you. EU/Elsewhere will take longer, as you can imagine.)

I PREORDED LAST WEEK, WHERE IS IT?

Come on mate, a preorder is exactly what it sounds like. Items are often made to order, so we'll leave it open for a couple of weeks to a month. We'll make a notification via Facebook when said item is shipping.

WHY HAVE YOU DELETED/NOT REPLIED TO MY SARCASTIC WALL POST/TWEET REGARDING A MISSING ITEM?

Read the above two first, if you've still got a problem, send us an email, no need to be all harsh in public and shit bro.

I LIVE IN (INSERT COUNTRY), CAN I STILL PLACE AN ORDER?

Sure, apologies on the shipping, world is fucked, etc.

CAN YOU SIGN MY MERCH?

No, absolutely not. We don't feel comfortable doing it, save it for Black Sabbath.